Hey, stoners/Baaabaaaa! we are talking about you here.
Here are the few things that we have all heard about Big time Stoners:
- Stoners are very chilled out.
- They won’t pick a fight.
- Even if their friends are involved in a fight, they might watch it with their little eyes open and keep on wondering why are they so loud!
- They are probably high or smoking up right now and reading this article with some good ass music in the background.
But In this article, we will be sharing short research and facts about stoners that you won’t probably give a fuck about but a lot of people feel this way around you.
Hygenic Stoners do exist but they are rare. In this article, we will list out few points that will help you recognise an unhygienic Stoner.
1. Stuff and Nails
Big time STONERS are the sweetest when you compare them to a newbie who just started smoking up because they won’t mind crushing stuff for you.
Their stuff might get stuck inside their nails but they will pull it out, mix it with the stuff and roll a good ass joint for you.
You enjoy watching that rolled joint so much that you end up having a great smoke up session.
2. Delayed Shower But It’s the only way out!
They will skip taking bath for a long time because STONERS are probably laying down on their couch all day staying high and satisfying their munchies!
The only motivation to take bath is to smoke up that rolled joint during Shower or Some STONERS might enjoy their Joint more post Shower.
3. Not Accepting The Side Effects
Every STONER will tell you that smoking up is better than smoking Cigarettes. But, Deep inside they all know that Smoking is harmful either way.
“There is no side effect!” my stoner friend said to me while smoking up a blunt. I looked at him and agreed with what he was saying because Stoners don’t even remember what happened the other day.
They sometimes mix yesterday’s event with some other day and gets confused to figure out exactly when this thing happened with them.
Marijuana Affects your Memory but STONERS won’t agree because they probably do not remember anything to give a fuck about!
4. What’s Clean?
They may forget to keep their surroundings clean but their Ashtray, Rolling Paper, Stuff and Crusher will be remain up to the mark!
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